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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:58 am

The Machine honours my almighty dignity before returning it to me.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:26 am

A car comes crashing out of the machine and mauls your face (dont ask how...)

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:33 am

The.... car.... mauls my face? Wtf?

The penguin belly slides out of the machine and tap dances on your already mostly shredded skull.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:37 am

A salsa dancing cat wearing the top hat comes out and dances on your car mauled face.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:51 am

Fortunately, the cat had had it's claws clipped and so did not cause me any bodily harm.

Batman, from the depths of the machine, shoots his bat-grapple thingy at you. It wraps around your neck and with a single tug your head flies off.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:02 am

You get the new delicious soda, Purplos! Just like the sausages but grinded up into liquids with soda water... mmmmm

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:43 am

You receive a lazor collection joke!
Oh, I wonder what is inside...
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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:16 am

You get another can of Purplos! Oh gee, how can this day get better?

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:17 am

You receive a Tiny (from dota the big rock giant thing)

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not a flower but the niga higa one.
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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:19 am

A fist comes out of the dispenser and punches you in the knee.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:20 am

ow lol my knee

You receive a police mans "Falco-----SLAP!'

*Inserts half a wiener*
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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:21 am

A full cock comes out






You know, a chicken!

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:23 am

lol

You receive 13 evil bitches i mean witches that attack you in the face

*inserts a fag*

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:02 am

Smoke comes out of the dispenser and assumes the form of a boot thus kicking you in the rear.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:04 am

You recieve an orange frog thus humping your HOME DAWG

*insert the soiled HOME DAWG*
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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:45 am

The HOME DAWG flies out of the coin reject slot and mauls your face

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:14 am

The wiener hat comes out and ANALyzed you

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:19 am

Flames and the screeching voice of "SPY CHECK!!!!" come out of the dispenser and burn your genitalia.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:53 am

My burnt remains turn into Captain Falcon and give you a FALCO---SLAP!

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:11 pm

The vending machine grows arms and FALCON-SLAPS you.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:50 am

The machine lights up and shakes violently. The glass goes dark and you hear something ominous along the lines of: OHOHOHOAHUAHUHOUHOUAHOUHAOUAHAUHAUUHOUHOUHOUHAHUHAOAHAOHO


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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by RoganSalmond on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:47 am

A donkey comes up behind you and hits u with a rake, u die and one trillion dollars fall out of the machine

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:24 am

A strange liquid squirts out of the machine onto your dong. You are given an erectile dysfunction causing impotency in your genitals. You may never copulate once in your life.

[inserts craft foam]
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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:51 am

The craft foam becomes a retarded man and steals the vending machine

*insert a... wait wheres the vending machine?*
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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:00 am

You receive... well... nothing. You didn't insert anything. ._.


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