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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:02 am

They have found the vending machine and the police arrest Sowilo for stealing it

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:04 am

You receive a collection of BDSM Porn Movies.

Fortunately, the police let me go because well... they had no handcuffs. :ninja:

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:06 am

You receive a perm ban due to the fact that one of the rules is when you are showing something that is "inappropriate" you must make it a spoiler thing and hide it.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:09 am

Only I have mod powers so no. >D

...but good point... oh well, I'm not the first to bypass that rule xDD

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:10 am

You receive the left-over packaging congratulations

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:12 am

113456789043456789976543 homing wieners shoot out of the dispenser at your face.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:14 am

Butt Father is currently unavailable please try again later, while my lazors are charging.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Defeated on Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:41 am

Guy comes out saying wtf is a B LARGH

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Josh on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:37 am

RoganSalmond steals the sandal and gives it back to the poor maori that lost it

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:38 am

A mutant chicken with 11 secret herbs and spices comes out and pecks your genitals until they pop (wait what?)

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:53 am

The Sk8ter Fail Boi comes out and says "Cmon" and punches your stomach Generic should know lol

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:09 am

Feces combined with your barf plus some other bits come out of the coin rejection slot and go all over your genitals.

[Inserts your awesome balloon]


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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Josh on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:07 pm

Your awesome ballon pops OMFG!!!!!!

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:38 am

Unfortunately you didn't realise that the sea urchins face was behind you and analized you.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:27 am

The sea urchin's face was eaten by me

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:47 am

1000 shells come out of the dispenser and pummel your balls.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Josh on Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:04 am

this disfugured balls go all over your genitals

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:14 am

The vending machine explodes and you get arrested for vandalism

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:12 am

The new vending saw you when you put him there and now thinks you are his mommy congratz!

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:16 am

A dead baby files out of the coin reject slot and perches itself ontop of your head, congrats you have a baby!

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:18 am

I start playing the wedding song( and yes i can) on the piano and then i

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:44 am

A melody of blarghs comes out of the dispenser and mauls your face.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Dr.Octagonapus on Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:36 am

then i slap you

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:37 am

The vending machine grows a tongue and licks you.

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Re: ocGA Vending Machine

Post by Sowilo on Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:34 am

ANAL PROBE.


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