MY HILL! game

then i throw a dildo and kill you lol

I USE MEH ION CANNON LAZORS TO PROTECT ME

meh hill NOW! BLARGH!

I cloak and backstab you, quickly sapping the ion cannons I chuckle and smack your balls.
Oh and I protect myself with zombehs.

MY HILL

oh ya well i cast holy nova and since your zombehs have no protection to holy damage they all die MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

i have a pelocan in a helicopter to defend my hill

MY HILL

*oh and btw Dr. Octagonapus technically didnt say MY HILL so he lost it anyway, what a wast of zombehs generic lool *

No one except you knows what a 'pelocan' is so all you have is a helicopter that I rocket and it falls on you. I have the power of grammar on my side to defend me and the hill.

MY HILL

Unfortunatly you have asian grammar so I WIN.

I have the full stop that was supposed to be at the end of this sentence to defend my hill


MY HILL

I hire a comma mercenary that eliminates your full stop.
I have 10000 comma mercenaries on my side.

MY HILL

I USE THE ocGA"S!!! ION CANON ARMADA!!! lol
and BLARGH!

MY FRICKING BLOODY HILL YOU AUSSIE!!!!

I dont think you stated your defence, I sap your ion cannons and backstab you. My retarded cats defend me

MY HILL

Well i slap you to and run

not my hill lol

Yay its still my hill!
My retarded cats mauled you by the way, I have a bunch of retarded elephants now too.

MY HILL

Well I eat everything including the hill and I spit you and MY HILL out and I guard it with my Flood of SALIVA (which contains acid)

MY HILL

I build a boat with a cannon and shoot you off, there is still the sea of saliva active but I have a fortress-boat-thing.

MY HILL (thats sunken)

i drink the siliva(i am imune to poisen because my acne eats it), you are disgusted and run. i take over you fort, make for the land asnd paint it in an offensive pink. the pink is blinding so no creature not even an human can look at it. I write in the same pink...



MY HILL
MY HILL

I wear protective glasses that fight against pink and I shove you off the hill and paint the hill even a more offensive pink.

MY HILL [pretend this is in pink]

I hire a squad of gay men to anal rape you off your land.

Once you and your kidnappers are gone, I demolish the hideous pinkness and build an indestructable bouncy castle of doom with plastic-ballpit-ball cannons.

MR. SAHILL

MY HILL

Plastic cannot hurt me, only piss can!
I take over your bouncy castle and recruit piss fighters on my side.

MY BOUNCY CASTLE HILL

I cleverly write you a polite letter asking what the piss fighters are vulnerable to.

You foolishly write back with the correct answer, Camel-Toe Azns.

With my army of Camel-Toe Azns and dogs that just drunk bowl after bowl of human urine, we mudda yoo.

MY BOUNCY HILL NAO BETCH.

I use my spylitudiess powers to find your weakness which is farts filled of kryptonite. I hire fat people to eat kryptonite and bombard your castle with farts. I have a giant cloud of krypotnite fart gas to protect me BETCH.

Mah bounceh castle hill nao!11111!!11!!