ocGA Vending Machine
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Sowilo
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The Machine honours my almighty dignity before returning it to me.
[inserts a um... well... you know... ehehehehe... wooooo... yes... that's right... a road code manual]
[inserts a um... well... you know... ehehehehe... wooooo... yes... that's right... a road code manual]
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A car comes crashing out of the machine and mauls your face (dont ask how...)
[Inserts a dancing penguin]
[Inserts a dancing penguin]
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The.... car.... mauls my face? Wtf?
The penguin belly slides out of the machine and tap dances on your already mostly shredded skull.
[inserts penguin's top hat]
The penguin belly slides out of the machine and tap dances on your already mostly shredded skull.
[inserts penguin's top hat]
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A salsa dancing cat wearing the top hat comes out and dances on your car mauled face.
[inserts batman]
[inserts batman]
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Fortunately, the cat had had it's claws clipped and so did not cause me any bodily harm.
Batman, from the depths of the machine, shoots his bat-grapple thingy at you. It wraps around your neck and with a single tug your head flies off.
[inserts your decapitated head]
Batman, from the depths of the machine, shoots his bat-grapple thingy at you. It wraps around your neck and with a single tug your head flies off.
[inserts your decapitated head]
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You get the new delicious soda, Purplos! Just like the sausages but grinded up into liquids with soda water... mmmmm
[inserts Purplos!]
[inserts Purplos!]
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You receive a lazor collection joke!
Oh, I wonder what is inside...
Dr.Octagonapus
Ah, *punch* *punch* B LARGH!
*insert a $1.40
Oh, I wonder what is inside...
Dr.Octagonapus
Ah, *punch* *punch* B LARGH!
*insert a $1.40
Last edited by Dr.Octagonapus on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:15 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : stupid filter)
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You get another can of Purplos! Oh gee, how can this day get better?
[Inserts a rock]
[Inserts a rock]
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You receive a Tiny (from dota the big rock giant thing)
*inserts a buttercup*
not a flower but the niga higa one.
*inserts a buttercup*
not a flower but the niga higa one.
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A fist comes out of the dispenser and punches you in the knee.
[Inserts a stolen $1 bill]
[Inserts a stolen $1 bill]
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ow lol my knee
You receive a police mans "Falco-----SLAP!'
*Inserts half a wiener*
You receive a police mans "Falco-----SLAP!'
*Inserts half a wiener*
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A full cock comes out
You know, a chicken!
[Inserts 13 babies]
You know, a chicken!
[Inserts 13 babies]
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lol
You receive 13 evil bitches i mean witches that attack you in the face
*inserts a fag*
a cigarette
You receive 13 evil bitches i mean witches that attack you in the face
*inserts a fag*
a cigarette
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Smoke comes out of the dispenser and assumes the form of a boot thus kicking you in the rear.
[Inserts an orange]
[Inserts an orange]
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You recieve an orange frog thus humping your HOME DAWG
*insert the soiled HOME DAWG*
*insert the soiled HOME DAWG*
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The HOME DAWG flies out of the coin reject slot and mauls your face
[Inserts your wiener hat]
[Inserts your wiener hat]
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The wiener hat comes out and ANALyzed you
*inserts Toasty and Adam*
*inserts Toasty and Adam*
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Flames and the screeching voice of "SPY CHECK!!!!" come out of the dispenser and burn your genitalia.
[Inserts your burnt remains]
[Inserts your burnt remains]
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My burnt remains turn into Captain Falcon and give you a FALCO---SLAP!
*inserts a FALCO-SLAP!*
*inserts a FALCO-SLAP!*
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The vending machine grows arms and FALCON-SLAPS you.
[inserts an old apple]
[inserts an old apple]
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The machine lights up and shakes violently. The glass goes dark and you hear something ominous along the lines of: OHOHOHOAHUAHUHOUHOUAHOUHAOUAHAUHAUUHOUHOUHOUHAHUHAOAHAOHO
[inserts ASS-CAKES]
[inserts ASS-CAKES]
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A donkey comes up behind you and hits u with a rake, u die and one trillion dollars fall out of the machine
[insert a boner]
[insert a boner]
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A strange liquid squirts out of the machine onto your dong. You are given an erectile dysfunction causing impotency in your genitals. You may never copulate once in your life.
[inserts craft foam]
[inserts craft foam]
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The craft foam becomes a retarded man and steals the vending machine
*insert a... wait wheres the vending machine?*
*insert a... wait wheres the vending machine?*
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You receive... well... nothing. You didn't insert anything. ._.
[inserts... LOST: ocGA Vending Machine posters into the police station]
[inserts... LOST: ocGA Vending Machine posters into the police station]
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