ocGA Vending Machine

They have found the vending machine and the police arrest Sowilo for stealing it

*inserts handcuffs*

You receive a collection of BDSM Porn Movies.

Fortunately, the police let me go because well... they had no handcuffs. :ninja:

[inserts arrest papers]

You receive a perm ban due to the fact that one of the rules is when you are showing something that is "inappropriate" you must make it a spoiler thing and hide it.

*inserts I think i just made that up*

Only I have mod powers so no. >D

...but good point... oh well, I'm not the first to bypass that rule xDD

You receive a big bar of chocolate. No strings attached.

[inserts the metaphorical strings that were ripped from the chocolate]

You receive the left-over packaging congratulations

*inserts a wiener hat*

113456789043456789976543 homing wieners shoot out of the dispenser at your face.

[inserts- 1-800-BUTT-FATHER]

Butt Father is currently unavailable please try again later, while my lazors are charging.

*inserts a B LARGH*

Guy comes out saying wtf is a B LARGH

*inserts a Sandal*

RoganSalmond steals the sandal and gives it back to the poor maori that lost it

*inserts KFC voucher*

A mutant chicken with 11 secret herbs and spices comes out and pecks your genitals until they pop (wait what?)

[inserts half a skateboard]

The Sk8ter Fail Boi comes out and says "Cmon" and punches your stomach Generic should know lol

*insert a barf*

Feces combined with your barf plus some other bits come out of the coin rejection slot and go all over your genitals.

[Inserts your awesome balloon]

Your awesome ballon pops OMFG!!!!!!

Insert *retarded sea urchin with no face*

Unfortunately you didn't realise that the sea urchins face was behind you and analized you.

[inserts sea urchins face]

The sea urchin's face was eaten by me

*inserts escargot*

1000 shells come out of the dispenser and pummel your balls.

[inserts your disfigured balls]

this disfugured balls go all over your genitals

*inserts exploding carrot*

The vending machine explodes and you get arrested for vandalism

[inserts a new vending machine into the now destroyed one]

The new vending saw you when you put him there and now thinks you are his mommy congratz!

*inserts birth certificate*

A dead baby files out of the coin reject slot and perches itself ontop of your head, congrats you have a baby!

[inserts your marriage flowers (the ones that people throw at marriages]

I start playing the wedding song( and yes i can) on the piano and then i

*inserts the music sheets*

A melody of blarghs comes out of the dispenser and mauls your face.

[inserts my face (it looks like this right now : *o*)]

then i slap you

*inserts tear*

The vending machine grows a tongue and licks you.

[inserts wiener-hat]

ANAL PROBE.


[inserts watermelon... into the machine]