ocGA Vending Machine

Welcome to the ocGA Vending Machine, heavily inspired by the CNZ Vending Machine!

The rules go like this :

Person 1 : "*Inserts 'Sock' into vending machine*"
Person 2 : "You get a shoe! *Inserts myself into vending machine*"

Lets start!

*Inserts a pistol with no ammo into vending machine*

FINALLY! SWEET

The barrel of a gun pokes out the despenser and shoots you in left tesitcle.

*inserts $2.50 like a normal person*

"You get Ammo"

"Inserts cat"

ARGH MY TESTICLE

A can of Fanta wearing speedo's drops into the dispenser and does a sexy whistle.

*inserts a 10 year old shoe*

[grabs ammo and winks a fanta before grabbing it] hehehe

Meat, you review well... meat.

Toasty you get... A 10 Year old

[inserts the severed limbs of a small azn child living in mission heights with initials the same as the street name. >D]

The child reappears behind you and kamehameha's your ass... oh and you get a hotdog!

*inserts yo' cat Mittens*

You receive a face covered in scratches. Serves you right, wanka.


[inserts the CNZ vending machine] Look! Vending Machine sex!

You receive a small retarded crane game!

*Inserts a bar of old chocolate*

You get a bar of new chocolate! Must be your lucky day y/y?

Only it's filled with estrogen.

[inserts a bottle of estrogen with a syringe perfect for spiking chocolate]

The estrogen probes you 8D

*Inserts a can of monkey sperm*

In a rage of disgust the machine sprays all the monkey sperm at you, after forcing your mouth to stay open of course.

[inserts a 5-pronged titatium spork with extra sporkliness]

The spork is rejected and now is a Knork! (knife+fork)

*inserts a 2 year old*

NASTY KNORK?! I MUST SAVE THE DRAGONS!

1 Respect for anyone that gets the reference. ;D

It appears that the Vending Machine doubles as a rift in the space-time continuum. You receive the 2 year old as the 14 year old hooker that she will one day become due to the horrific and inappropriate examples for children fed to us by the media.

[inserts the hooker's shirt]

A dead squirrel wearing a speedo that makes a sexy whistle comes out.

*inserts the dead squirrel*

The dead squirrel pops out of the machine, alive and furious. It mauls your already mauled face.

[inserts your nose]

A hand comes out and rips your nose off "Got your nose!"

*inserts canned bread*

[screams]

You receive a yeast bomb. BOOMB! It blew up in your face. 8D

[inserts chicken]

You hear a burp and you see chicken bones coming out of the dispenser.

*inserts my mauled face*

...the chicken was still alive. ;0;

You receive an angry bear. It mauls your skull.

[inserts bone shredding]

You get a steak with a rabid dog attached to it.

[Inserts a hamster]

Sorry to but(hah i said but)in to your love fest but(there i go again) you get a gang of mafia hamsters led by hamtaro looking for their unpaid debts

[insert condom]

The condom pops back out with a number of holes in it.

[inserts Rogan's Social Studies book that is going to get him in sooooooo much crap]

Ahhhhhhhhhh

You get a packet of lucky charms ceral with an angry mr webster on the front.

[insert alexs eyeballs]

You receive a sheet of paper that says:

"≠20/20"

[inserts Jew]

you get $500,000,000,000,000,000,000

[insert Alexs dignity]