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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:53 am

Welcome to the ocGA Vending Machine, heavily inspired by the CNZ Vending Machine!

The rules go like this :

Person 1 : "*Inserts 'Sock' into vending machine*"
Person 2 : "You get a shoe! *Inserts myself into vending machine*"

Lets start!

*Inserts a pistol with no ammo into vending machine*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:08 am

FINALLY! SWEET

The barrel of a gun pokes out the despenser and shoots you in left tesitcle.

*inserts $2.50 like a normal person*
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Post by Meat on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:13 am

"You get Ammo"

"Inserts cat"
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:13 am

ARGH MY TESTICLE

A can of Fanta wearing speedo's drops into the dispenser and does a sexy whistle.

*inserts a 10 year old shoe*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:17 am

[grabs ammo and winks a fanta before grabbing it] hehehe

Meat, you review well... meat.

Toasty you get... A 10 Year old

[inserts the severed limbs of a small azn child living in mission heights with initials the same as the street name. >D]
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:20 am

The child reappears behind you and kamehameha's your ass... oh and you get a hotdog!

*inserts yo' cat Mittens*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:23 am

You receive a face covered in scratches. Serves you right, wanka.


[inserts the CNZ vending machine] Look! Vending Machine sex!
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:25 am

You receive a small retarded crane game!

*Inserts a bar of old chocolate*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:28 am

You get a bar of new chocolate! Must be your lucky day y/y?

Only it's filled with estrogen.

[inserts a bottle of estrogen with a syringe perfect for spiking chocolate]
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:29 am

The estrogen probes you 8D

*Inserts a can of monkey sperm*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:33 am

In a rage of disgust the machine sprays all the monkey sperm at you, after forcing your mouth to stay open of course.

[inserts a 5-pronged titatium spork with extra sporkliness]
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:34 am

The spork is rejected and now is a Knork! (knife+fork)

*inserts a 2 year old*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:10 am

NASTY KNORK?! I MUST SAVE THE DRAGONS!

1 Respect for anyone that gets the reference. ;D

It appears that the Vending Machine doubles as a rift in the space-time continuum. You receive the 2 year old as the 14 year old hooker that she will one day become due to the horrific and inappropriate examples for children fed to us by the media.

[inserts the hooker's shirt]
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:35 am

A dead squirrel wearing a speedo that makes a sexy whistle comes out.

*inserts the dead squirrel*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:43 am

The dead squirrel pops out of the machine, alive and furious. It mauls your already mauled face.

[inserts your nose]
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:24 am

A hand comes out and rips your nose off "Got your nose!"

*inserts canned bread*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:04 am

[screams]

You receive a yeast bomb. BOOMB! It blew up in your face. 8D

[inserts chicken]
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:06 am

You hear a burp and you see chicken bones coming out of the dispenser.

*inserts my mauled face*
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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:11 am

...the chicken was still alive. ;0;

You receive an angry bear. It mauls your skull.

[inserts bone shredding]
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Post by Mr. Toasty Generic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:30 am

You get a steak with a rabid dog attached to it.

[Inserts a hamster]
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Post by RoganSalmond on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:45 am

Sorry to but(hah i said but)in to your love fest but(there i go again) you get a gang of mafia hamsters led by hamtaro looking for their unpaid debts

[insert condom]

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Post by Sowilo on Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:37 am

The condom pops back out with a number of holes in it.

[inserts Rogan's Social Studies book that is going to get him in sooooooo much crap]
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Post by RoganSalmond on Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:52 am

Ahhhhhhhhhh

You get a packet of lucky charms ceral with an angry mr webster on the front.

[insert alexs eyeballs]

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Post by Sowilo on Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:06 am

You receive a sheet of paper that says:

"≠20/20"

[inserts Jew]
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Post by RoganSalmond on Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:40 am

you get $500,000,000,000,000,000,000

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