MY HILL! game

this game is called my hill. Prety much what hppens is that you say how you take hill, and if you wants ways of how people cant take if off you. if you dont say MY HILL at the end u lose the hill.


MY HILL

I take a baseball bat and knock you off the hill, I have a group of rabid frogs that bite genitals to defend the hill.

MY HILL!

i dont have genitals, you giggle at the notion and fall off the hill, i take your baseball bat for defence and keep your frogs

MY HILL

I get my Black-Scar II and blast all of you frogs dead and I pistol whack you balls off. And my Dog husky thing Kodi fetches your balls and run.

MY HILL

I drop an extremely powerful bomb on your hill. Unfortunately... it destroys this hill too. I run to another hill and defend it with an army of dancing nutria.

MY HILL.

I eat all the nutria, the shock of me eating your nutria makes you faint and fall off the hill.

I summon a giant panda.

MY HILL!

I rape the Giant Panda and guard the hill with RICK ROLL

MY HILL!

Unfortunately Rick Astley is too old to sing now and dies of a heart-attack.
I guard the hill with a swarm of one eyed mice.

MY HILL

I get a boulder and kill all of your mice
And guard it with... drumroll please and yes hes got godmode on lol
CHUCK NORIS!

MY and chuck's HILL

I enter the console and type in "slay Chuck Norris" he dies a quick death and re-spawns in a pit of lava which he cannot escape from.

I guard myself with a ring of BLARGHS

MY HILL

I *virusattack* you blarghs they glitch and get stuck inbetween of marios buttcheecks, I have spartan 911 to guard my hill

MY HILL

Spartans were historically conquerd by the romans(NERDY AS) so i use a roman legion, my legion reamains intact to defend the hill. i also get helen clarks faceto defend

MY AND HELEN CLARKS HILL

Unfortunately I am secretly behind you all the time disguised and backstab you and Helen Clarks face.

I use a giant tongue to protect my hill.

MY HILL

I pick up the remains of helen clarks face and throw it at your tounge it dies becuase of the mole juice.

I have jesus'es left testical to protect my hill

to conquer my hill you must SUCK MY WELL JESUS'ES BALLS!!!!!

MY HILL

I hire 100000000000 prostitutes to suck jesus' ball.
I conquer the hill and surround myself with a fort of pie (blueberry)

MY HILL

I use my new found summoning powers to summon can of cool whip (tm) that encrusts your foolish pie in a tonne of creamy goodness.

I have tommy solomon (the last full blooded moriori) to defend my hill (oh and by the way hes immune to kfc vouchers) MUAHAHAHAHAHMUAHAHAHAHAMUHAHAHAHAH

MY HILL

I hire the Yakuza to silently analize him.
They protect me with katanas, guns and their ability to analize anyone instantly.

MY HILL

I steal your name and then TM it

MY HILL!

You unfortunately have no proper defence and my wit and agility prove to be too powerful for you. I have heat seeking missiles at my control (but they cant target at me)

MY HILL

haha i hack you frekin misiles and make them target at people that own heat seeking missiles so you there for are f*cked

my defences include, a murloc, goerge bush, ocga's nuclear armada and the ability to fly

MY HILL

Well all I have is just a wiener. But since Wieners are loved by Chuck Noris He comes back from the dead and kill you all with his Duke Nukem line. I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL. (Oh and Generic Chuck is INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!!!11111one)

MY HILL!

and BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

unfortunatley for you josh romero is in your army and he rapes you all while you were sleeping

you have a small penis so im going to laugh at you

i have a hill to guard my hill

MY HILL

I have an army of hills that kamikaze your secondary hill.
I defend myself with ugly prostitutes.

MY HILL

I start singing Code Monkey song cough cough

"Code Monkey Get up and get coffee and Code Monkey slap balls lol"

Generic you should know lol

MY HILL!

Unfortunately you didnt use any defence so I kick you off the hill.
I protect myself with lesbian looking detective, PABLO FRANCISCO!!!

MY HILL